First cup of British tea.
I wanna touch a cloud.
Core value cupcakes for my kids because they got good behavior bingo.
Why are pounds so much prettier than dollars?
One of my babies got me chocolate.
Burned the shit out of my finger making the popcorn last night. Kids better appreciate that shit.
Made pink popcorn for my kids at work for valentines day.
One of my kids gave me a valentines card today.
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
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